06.02.07
Posted in Jokes by satter
After work entering home Adeyl discovered himself in a dark living room. Turned on light he found Abu, the servant, sobbing sitting in one corner. Asked Adeyl, ‘But the thing is, you know (BTTIYK), where is your Apa?’
Went shopping, replied Abu.
Adeyl: BTTIYK, why tui crying?
Abu: Apa beaten me up.
Adeyl: Sorry Abu. BTTIYK, how long you been in this house?
Abu: Five years, I guess!
Adeyl: Be honest, now you tell me have you ever seen me crying in all these five years.
Abu: I believe I haven’t.
Adeyl: There we go. Men never cry. It’s women business, buddy. Now go make a nice cup of halal tea for me.
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05.10.07
Posted in Jokes by satter
Here goes my second joke:
A man went to doctor and asked if there is any way to prolong life. The doctor asked the man why. The man said, “I want to live longer.” Then the doctor said, “Get married as soon as you can”. Curious and optimistic the man asked, “Would that help, really?”. The doctor said, “The answer is big time ‘NO’, but your freaking desire for living longer will never gonna come to your mind”.Mehdi Satter
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In the honor of Adeyl Khan, the great for driving me nuts this afternoon. Hope you may like it. If so, then more jokes are on the way. Enjoy…. Mehdi Satter.
Wife walked into the kitchen and fond her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing, honey?” Wife asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh. But killed any?” Wife asked. “Yep honey, 3 males, 2 Females,” He replied. Surprised and she asked,“How could you tell them apart?” He responded,
“Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.”
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05.01.07
Posted in Jokes by bso
# A teacher was teaching the students about how to take care of hair. At last, he asked, Is there any question?
Student: Sir! How have you got your head bald?? The teacher became angry with him and punished him pulling his hair. The student replied, ?Ok sir, ok, no need to show me practically. Now I can say without any doubt that you have got bald head because of pulling hair from your head by your teacher.:p :p
# Teacher : Where is your homework?
Student : I forgot to bring it.
Teacher : You have forgotten! But you did not forget to come to school.
Student : I forgot that also, too bad dad reminded me of it.
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